Will the Jedi rally and defeat Darth Vader Pelosi, Emperor Obama, Barney the Hut all the evil storm troopers?

Yes... yes... young Skywalker. Strong they are... fight we must. The Dark Side has many in its grip. Fooled they are. Seduced by the power, and satisfaction they were. But in the end their grasp for power will slip through there fists like gains of sand.