Funniest story wins best answer!?

My story is the other night im talking on the phone with my girlfriend right and i get thirsty so being my usual silly self i dance over to the fridge to go get a drink of milk i pull out the jug and when i spin around to go pick up a gl my cat FLYS out of nowhere i trip over it i fall while on the phone my girlfriend hearsa Huge THUMP and my coughing asking if im ok i landed on the milk jug the milk shot out of the bag up my nose and i was laughing and choking my and my cats flipping out under my clawing and scratching and runs off into a wall and it made my day my girlfriend cried when i repeated the story to her over the phone.